Happy Mother’s Day
Over 95% of Americans have mothers. The other 5% are sons of bitches.
But seriously…
I want to wish my mom a very Happy Mother’s Day, and I’m sorry we weren’t able to see you today. To my wife, Happy Mother’s Day to you, too. I love you with all my heart, and thank you for Maddy and Mia, who brighten our every day.
And a happy day to all the moms reading this, too.
All Done
On Saturday, while we were coloring eggs, Mia became bored with the idea sooner than anyone else, and kept repeating a particular mantra; a mantra I transfered to one of the last eggs we did:
