Crucial Question

July 13th, 2008 News

Is there any way we can use the Common Tern as a scapegoat for everything? Can it be the Common Tern’s fault that the casino might not get built? Did the Common Tern make gas prices skyrocket? Did the Common Tern crash Apple’s servers on iPhone 3G day?

What else can we blame on this versatile fowl?

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5 Responses to “Crucial Question”

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    eliz Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 12:07 am

    I liked blaming it all on Artemis and the Stag.

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    Josh Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 12:18 am

    The damn bird screwed with my hometown fireworks (for real). Next year, it’s Ternageddon.

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    Snarky Snarkmore McSnarkamaphone Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 2:44 am

    I blame BP on the Tern.

    Did one pluck you from the Boston area, and drop you upon us, hungry for your inscrutable wisdom and passion? Awesome!

    kthxbai :)

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    reflip Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,
    That wants it down.’ I could say ‘Terns’ to him,
    But it’s not terns exactly, and I’d rather
    He said it for himself. I see him there
    Bringing a stone grasped firmly by the top
    In each hand, like an old-stone savage armed.
    He moves in darkness as it seems to me,
    Not of woods only and the shade of trees.
    He will not go behind his father’s saying,
    And he likes having thought of it so well
    He says again, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.’

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    Buffalo Pundit » Blog Archive » The Artemis & Stag Show! Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    […] (With thanks to Eliz. for the idea) […]

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