Traffeine Jam
The name that Bruce Andriatch has coined for the traffic jams at many local Tim Hortons’ drive-thrus. The only reason why I ever go to Tim’s is the sour cream donuts - glazed or unglazed, and that’s very, very rarely. The coffee there tastes like cigarette butts to me, and they don’t give you a sleeve or double-cup it, so the cigarette butts burn your fingers, to boot.










Eric P. Says:May 20th, 2008 at 9:02 am
I love the coffee at T.H. I think they put nutmeg in it. You may be on to something with the cig butts theory, though - because, unfortunately, I love my cigarettes too.
The T.H. drive-through line at “drive-time” looks like it would take far more time than it is worth. Usually, when I have gone through the drive-through later in the day, it becomes a game of “21 questions” trying to pick a doughnut they actually have; not altogether unlike the Monty Python Cheese Shop skit.
Chris Smith Says:May 20th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Dunkin Donuts > Tim Hortons
Denizen Says:May 21st, 2008 at 1:52 am
I laugh at all those dumbfucks who are too lazy to get out of their idling porkmobiles and rather sit parked in line spewing fumes for 7 minutes.
Every time I go to TH, I get out of the damn car, walk in, and be on my way with coffee in hand in typically two minutes or less.