Have fun

February 27th, 2007 Entertainment

His email address is hon_edwinabbah@myway.com.

Dear Friend.

I am Director Gen. Foreign Affairs Ministry; my office monitors and controls the affairs of all banks and financial institutions in Nigeria concerning foreign contract payments.

I have every files before me and the data’s will be to change to your name to enable you receive the fund into your nominated bank account as the beneficiary of the fund’s amount As it is my duty to recommend the transfer of these surplus funds to the Federal Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits.

I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions I received from the Senate Committee on Contract Payments/Foreign Debts to submit the List of payment reports/ expenditures and audited reports of revenues. Among several others, I have decided to remit this sum following my idea that we have a deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally.

MY CONDITIONS.

1. You will give me 35% of your contract funds as
soon as you confirm it in your designated bank account.
2. This deal must be kept secret forever, and all
Correspondence will be strictly by email / telephone, for security
Purposes.

3. There should be no third parties as most problems associated with your fund release are caused by your agents or representative.

If you AGREE with my conditions, l will advise you on what to do immediately and the transfer will commence without delay as I will proceed to fix your name on the Payment schedule instantly to meet up the mandate.

Waiting for your reply soon.
Yours Sincerely.
Mr. Stanley Lawson.

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4 Responses to “Have fun”

  1.  

    realist Says:
    February 27th, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    You lucky sonofagun ! Why don’t I ever get a sweetheart deal like this ?

    I was selling a vehicle, and put it on postaroo. I got a response from a nice guy who was interested in buying a 10 year old vehicle w/ 130K, and transporting it to Baltimore where he would be staying when back from business abroad. This great guy even offered to pay more than the asking price. He was going to send me a certified bank check for TWICE the asking price ! My wife couldn’t believe our luck, and thought it was some sort of scam. She returned a rather sceptical & nasty e-mail…. and scared my dream buyer away ! I haven’t heard from Mr. Smith Cole since ! Now thanks to my untrusting spouse … the heap is still in my driveway. Thanks a lot, hun.

  2.  

    Slim Pickens Says:
    February 27th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    This is a sweet deal, jump on it!!

  3.  

    CarlNads Says:
    February 27th, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Well,

    Spam the spammer… sign up his e-mail address for as much porn as you can find :)

  4.  

    BobCat Says:
    February 28th, 2007 at 12:06 am

    Don’t make fun of Stanley Lawson - he’s my uncle… and also the Vice President of Nigeria or…the President of Vice. I forget which.

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